when you intentionally look hella fine and boy doesn’t even go out. okay whatever time to leave the bar and eat three quesadillas
Sext: just picked you up some of those nice pens you like.
drinking white wine in a bubble bath while hozier and noah gunderson sing softly from the corner of the room is an activity I highly recommend
Did you know that beekeepers have famously attractive eyes ? Every single one of them . I don’t know the science behind it , but studies show beauty is in the eye of the bee holder .
cursing myself for the unfinished homework, cursing myself for that glass of wine, cursing myself for wanting you here
taylor swift is like that aunt that tries to be “hip” with the young’ns and “with the times” and then asks you what does bae stand for and after you tell her she starts calling everything bae even the lamp next to the couch
HEY YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAMP NEXT TO MY COUCH AND I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT IS, IN FACT, VERY MUCH BAE.